Oh, how the tables have turned. Shutterstock Here's why it's funny: Originally told by comedian Irwin Barker, this joke draws upon Ivan Pavlov's groundbreaking research on classical conditioning and behavioral psychology. In his experiments, Pavlov — who had previously observed that dogs drooled at the sight of food — conducted trials in which he rang a bell before he fed a dog. A few funny novels are intended for kids; several are graphic sex romps. Several are comics or graphic novels. Just one book is listed per author, and not necessarily the most popular one. Standout books are preceded by an exclamation mark. Laughter is…well, not guaranteed, but likely with these funny novels. You won’t need blue light glasses for these computer jokes and IT jokes. Reboot your joke collection with these funny computer jokes, wifi puns and tech jokes that don’t require a restart. Michael Christopher Moynihan (born August 24, 1974) is an American journalist, National Correspondent for Vice News and co-host of The Fifth Column podcast. He was previously the cultural news editor for The Daily Beast/Newsweek, the managing editor of Vice magazine, and a senior editor of the libertarian magazine Reason.Moynihan was also a resident fellow of the free-market think tank Timbro ...
2021.10.26 03:25 NicTheCapsicum What's the best joke that Michael tells that is genuinely funny?
2021.10.26 03:25 candid-shiny petite model Anastacia in latex bdsm outift | Candid Shiny Girls
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2021.10.26 03:25 ThatCrankyDuck Looking for someone with Shield to redeem my Zacian.
I need someone with Shield to redeem my code and trade it to me, I would really appreciate it. I also have some shinnies willing to trade, plus a Masterball, in exchange for redeeming it.
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2021.10.26 03:25 SzegedNewsBotka Látogatási tilalom Kakasszéken
2021.10.26 03:25 DoxingBigfoot Need help buying a dirt bike
I am new to dirt bikes and don't have a ton of money. Is a 2003 YZ 125 with Steelframe a good deal for 2'700? It has about 150 hours Rebuilt front Forks New spark plug Rebuilt ignition system and new front brakes.
What do I need to watch out for? Any help is appreciated :)
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2021.10.26 03:25 ComprehensivePie4260 Depth pickup from waiver wire, who would you get?
2021.10.26 03:25 bobert_veganabert did i spend 6 hours drawing the human embodiment of “i can fix him 🥰”? damn right i did.
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2021.10.26 03:25 Equal-Dog-9186 So fucking sexy dancing on live - Hannahowo
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2021.10.26 03:25 wundzr i need help from someone with shield
can somebody claim two shiny zacian codes for me? you can keep one but just trade me the other. make sure you have 2 profiles so you can claim both
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2021.10.26 03:25 neanderthalargument How do you feel about the Second Avenue Subway project?
2021.10.26 03:25 Puffis_Senpai Sick backwards Rollout with Lucio on Volskaya :D
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2021.10.26 03:25 kadampranav_01 Even Binance uses Dogecoin in their promotional flyers. Cause they know about the power of the doge community. ❤
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2021.10.26 03:25 WhoRok305 Mad Van VE looking right. Original body is safe now.
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2021.10.26 03:25 One-Statistician8518 babushka is saying fuck you to vadim
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2021.10.26 03:25 No_Newt_8412 How to I handle my guilt?
Beware: serious post incoming
The story of what I did is a long one, and if you're interested, its about the only thing I post about so my post history is full of it. For brevity's sake, however, I'll keep it brief here. I fucked up bad, did something super fucking gross and really hurt what was once my closest friend in the process.
I hate myself, a whole lot. What I did was majorly fucked and I can't stand myself for it. I'm stuck between trying desperately not to think about it and beating myself up over not thinking about it, as I should have to live with it every day. I thought I already did my acknowledging and breaking down over it, but apparently not.
I also can't stop thinking about the friend that I hurt. This instance was certainly not the first time I upset her. I realize now that I held her in my mind as the pinnacle of moral judgement. She was always the person who knew what was right, how to treat people, how to be Good. I wasn't good at being Good. I wasn't Bad, per se, but I could never manage to do what was right, treat her the way she deserved to be treated, give her the love she deserved. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it right. So, I not only feel bad for What I Did, but I also regret not being what I should've been for her before.
I feel guilty asking for advice, though this isn't the first or last time I've asked on here. My brain keeps telling me that I'm the perpetrator here, therefore I don't get to feel bad or ask for help. I should just deal with it. Logically speaking, I know that I can't be a better person without help (because I clearly can't do it on my own), yet I can't help hating myself for it anyway.
TL;DR: I fucked up. How do I deal with the guilt?
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2021.10.26 03:25 Abyaz_aiman Is this chongyun build good enough for a burst dps chongyun.
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2021.10.26 03:25 BunkyBunk- Losing emotion
How do I lose all emotion? I don't want to feel anger, sadness, depression. I'm willing to trade this to not feel happiness. I'm willing to lose all emotions. I don't want to be hurt anymore. Any way I can do this through spirituality?
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2021.10.26 03:25 Josef2001 Ayo Tobi is moving mad
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2021.10.26 03:25 Renegade_Curator It's cozy here.
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2021.10.26 03:25 SnooPeanuts1298 First Dye: Wonderbread-themed
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2021.10.26 03:25 Wizard826 Advice on accountability
I've been seeing a youth pastor at my church for accountability and help for my porn addiction. In the beginning, I didn't really feel like he was trustworthy, but I went with him because I was scared to turn him down. I've opened up to him about my addiction, and he gave me many things to do/write down. I didn't complete them 100%, and he told me that I didn't do anything that I said I'd do, and that he doesn't care about this because it doesn't benefit him in anyway, and that he was going to drop me if I didn't "get serious about God". When I went home, I was so upset, and felt so hurt. I talked to a pastor from my family's church, and he suggested that I might need to look elsewhere for other people to group with. I just need some advice, please. I'm 19 years old, and was baptized in June. Would it be wrong/sinful of me to look elsewhere?
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2021.10.26 03:25 soniya42423 My mom refuses to discuss retirement with me without yelling at me, plus found out that she has not been saving (only child) please help. I want to help her but she refuses.
First and foremost, my mom does not like to admit to mistakes and has NEVER admitted to a mistake ever. She's such a toxic, jealous, dumb, ignorant woman. She has caused me a lot of harm and trauma and I barely started to address it now in my early 20s. I personally would like to support my parents in my older years but want to have minimal interaction with them to prevent any more hurt from happening.
So I found out that my mom only has around $60,000 in her 401K. She'll be turning 65 in five years so I am a little alarmed. My dad is also very behind too but has always made the effort to think about his future and our future as a family, my mom on the other hand has never. She is extremely selfish and always talks about how she doesn't believe she will nor wants to live for another 15+ years. Both my parents are bad with money. My dad owes around $40,000 in debt but he was never a bad spender. Most of his debt was on things needed for the basic survival of the family. My mom on the other does not budget, does not calculate her money, thinks she looses money all the time because she stuffs cash everywhere instead of putting it in the bank, and is a major hoarder. My parents both do finances separately and do not talk about money together unless it is to pay the monthly mortgage.
While I understand that the main reason my parents are behind on retirement is that they are immigrants, not financially and digitally literate, don't speak english and work minimum wage-paying jobs, I can't help but feel disappointed over their lack of concern. I think my parents expect that I will look after them like a lot of children in our culture does. But it is so unfair, unlike most people, I am an only child and would have to look after them on my own. Even they themselves were lucky to have siblings that looked after their parents.
Recently my mom got a new job. And while she had two months to decide whether or not she was going to withdraw her 401k from her old job or transfer it to an IRA, she did nothing and let the deadline pass. My mom doesn't trust to make her own decisions and she needs someone that speaks her language to tell her what to do. Even I can't tell her what to do, she won't believe me. And so she did nothing about her account. It has been a year since she has been at her new place and I just found out today that they have no 401k option and thus she has been contributing zero monthly for the past year. I was so enraged.
I have been spending the past 6 months learning about finances and so I was telling her to open her own IRA and she just would say some BS thing she heard about it from someone in the Indian community. When I started telling her she needs to save, she started yelling at me to shut up.
Anyways since I know my future is fucked because of them (as if it hasn't been already) I figured that what I can do is start saving to pay off their house. This way they would just have to worry about food and utilities while mortgage is covered. I just graduated college with a degree in poli sci and know I am going to have to put in some extra work to secure their future which equally is my future.
While I will always love them I can't help but hate them for putting me in such an awful situation knowingly and for not being willing to change (and for also disrespecting me). I ended up deleting all my social media accounts today cause I relaized that in a couple of years I won't be able to bear seeing all my friends living normal lives, financially thriving with parents who are financially independent from them, when I know that most likely that won't be the case for me no matter how hard I try to remain positive.
Does anyone have any ideas on things I can do now to prepare? Anyone in a similar position? I really hope I die before them...like soon soon...so none of this is stuff I have to deal with.
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2021.10.26 03:25 1mSpirit Rock and Cena
2021.10.26 03:25 Electronic-Ad-7751 Okk buddy this what we doin now
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